YOU'RE NOT THAT SOCIAL, JUST A GOOD DRINKER

Fred Flare can be so queer sometimes(ignore the rhyme)! I mean, bacon strip bandaids? Edgar Allen Poe action figures? Underwear rugs? Buttered Toast Wallet? I can, and won't, continue.

But pardon me the liberty of liking this bit of queerness right here: "Pick Your Own Nose" Party Cups. Can you imagine the drunk party photo sessions with these?