I NEED A JOB

No point sugar-coating it with a fancy song lyric title. I need a job. I'm in Abu Dhabi now. Don't wanna work here. Don't wanna live here. Great for risque holiday trysts with your girlfriend though. Spending a night in the desert. Hyenas included.
Oh and this too. Yet another license I MUST obtain before I die. Actually, I just checked my driver's license and it expires at the end of the month. Meanwhile, my Abu Dhabi resident visa expires in august. Getting a blood test tomorrow. If I have AIDS they're gonna kick me out. Meanwhile multiplied by 2(!!!) my U.S. residency application finally came through. It was accepted. Next up, the interview. And there you have a quick summary of the comings and goings around here.