a very poor, disheveled and uninspired work look. The month of May just doesn't roll off my tongue that well.
cats aren't THAT bad. I may want one.
muay thai is better than beach boot camp because you get to kick shit.
An asthma attack nearly killed me yesterday so I probably have asthma.
smiling over a break-up is so much more effective than crying. try it.
Kristen Stewart was so ideal circa Adventureland and Into the Wild, and then a vampire came and bit her. Now she's dead.
Blindfolded dinners make you want to have sex.
There is blood everywhere.
Someone got caught under my sheets last week.
I am big into changing my relationship status on facebook so would appreciate it if you'd stop breaking up with me.
I could dress so much better. honest.
You do need a day off. Call in sick.
Banks are never your friend. Silly me.
Become a journalist. You will get into places even when it's a 'private party'.
I want a raise.
I deserve one.
Tuesdays are the new Thursdays.
I really appreciate you but no more Japanese characters please.
IȾ iϟ Ẇrittɇn.